DEVALUATION

First, eloquence became a liability. Now, political pundits are saying that fat is an advantage because it makes you more like the common folk. Obama is to thin, trots around. acts uppity. And his wife is complaining about our kids eating fires. She's uppity too (and has a big butt). All this said, Republican Governor of New Jersey, Christ Christie, is the new golden boy. He claims he's not running for president, but the Republicans want him. He's someone they could share a bag of fries with. He's like a toy in their Happy Meal!